Dear Seattle:
I grew up with your crappy sports teams.  It's ok.  Really.  You were such an awesome city that I didn't mind the fact that the Mariners were perennial cellar-dwellers, except for that one season they actually made it to the ALCS and were shelled by the Yankees... of course I was abroad for the last half of the season, and couldn't watch any of it, and you ultimately lost, but that's ok.  I forgave you.  I remember the Seahawks... well actually I don't remember the Seahawks winning a playoff game, because I think I was like 9 the last time it happened... That's ok, I forgive you again.
I remember when the Mariners rammed that goddamned stadium down our throats, even though it failed miserably as a referendum (twice if memory serves), and is the reason we now have like a 9% sales tax in King County.  I remember the Seahawks showing up not to far behind the Mariners, sticking their hands out for some new stadium action as well.  I remember the hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars we poured into your new home.
I grew up there.  I paid taxes.  My family still lives there.  I want results.  Just win baby.